Scrolling ticker on Fox News reads, "..Pinky Bitten Off.."
Perhaps it's the triple digit temperatures or the raging wild fires but things got really heated in Thousand Oaks yesterday.
Apparently a fight broke out at a demonstration rally for Obama's Health Care Reform where the victim, William Rice, 65, punched a supporter in the face because for being called an idiot. When he went for his second punch, it landed in the person's mouth and guess what happened next?
CHOMP! Off goes little pinky!
Thankfully the little guy wasn't swallowed in the melee.
But what's really weird about this story is that after Mr. Rice went to the hospital to have his beloved pinky re-attached doctors told him,
"because of the bacteria involved in a human bite, the chances of it surviving a reattachment were almost zero."
So little pinky did not go home with Mr. Rice.
I guess you could say this is the first casualty of the debate over Health Care reform.
And what happened to the man who bite off Mr Rice's finger you ask? He's still at large. So if you spot him at a nearby KFC having a Finger Lickin' Good meal, please contact Ventura County police.
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My pinkie, my pinkie, my kingdom for a pinkie but I guess he has that terrible Medicare a “Single-payer health care insurance” what a hypocrite. Did the little pinkie cry "Wee-wee-wee!" all the way home (or I should say “Fake News”)? It real should have been his right pinky finger that would have been a better story. He takes two punches and (as usual) tries to shove something down someone’s throat and gets his pinkie bitten off, now he plays victim. They are haters not debaters.