"dont forget 2 pick up a large onion @ Ralphs," my friend texts me. Having just seen a weird 15-foot tall Ivy Poodle, I detour off Plummer on to Haskell Avenue.
And then from the corner of my eye I glimpse a GIANT ONION looming among the trees.
What the ...? Did I just see a 40-foot tall onion? I park my car, grab my camera, and decide to take a closer inspection.
As I approach this weird looking onion dome I wonder if aliens are going to sprout from the top and abduct me.
Aliens, no. But followers of the Sepulveda Unitarian Universalist Society, maybe.
A quiet eerie feeling engulfs my body as I gaze upon this massive spiritual onion. I can only surmise it houses its congregation every Sunday.
I laugh off my nervousness and text my friend back, "how large should that onion b?"
I send a Google satellite map of the large onion and say to ZOOM IN.
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