LA Celebrities Look-A-Like Sperm For Sale

There's a full-service sperm bank in Los Angeles marketing a new service called "Donor Look-A-Likes."

You're 1-click away from ordering donor sperm matched to look-like your favorite LA celebrity!

This is too weird to be true, so I visited California Cryobank's website and began my search from their library of LA celebrities to generate a list of matching donors.

Starting with a drop-down menu, I scanned a bunch of LA celebrities but did not find some of today's most popular actors or singers. For example, they didn't have Michael Jackson listed. Maybe that has to be a "special order"?

So I went with Michael J Fox and the results appeared for Donor 11643. He's a caucasian 5'9", 130 lbs with straight brown hair and blue eyes. He has German, Irish origins and Christian. For $15 I can download his facial features report or pay an extra $2 for the long report. But wait, there's more! Pay $30 for an audio interview of him. Time is running out because there's only 19 vials of Donor 11643 available. So order now, for only $490!

With 1 click of you mouse, you can add your Michael J Fox look-a-like sperm to your shopping cart and check out. Oh did I mention this same sperm donor also is matched to look like Eric Stoltz and Steve Zahn?

Not ready to buy in the next 10 minutes? No problem. You can save Donor 11643 to your "favorites" list. At this time there's no "share this donor" button for Facebook or Twitter. Shucks.